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Today is the celebration of when Brad the Slingerland Flick was brought unto the world. And now 22 years later, he continues to inspire and strike fear into the universe that is known as Sonic the Hedgehog (and the entire world in general).

So today, we celebrate, for it is the birthday of a man among men. A man's man. And a manly man. A man for who is a man.

Happy Birthday Slingerland, you man among men among men among more men. Man.

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Slingerland.

Is he a Slinger? Is he a land?

Imagine if he was a slinger of land.

This noble young man, unafraid to let others know what he's thinking. A visionary, a leader, a beacon of excellence.

And a snappy dresser to boot.

But what do others thinking this "Slingerland"? Why going to some "news" blog livejournal will have you think that Slingerland is an ego maniac, a control freak, and perhaps, MEAN.

At least he can behave himself in public.

A certain sect of another group will tell you that Slingerland is a man who has turned his back on Sega. Turned his back on Sonic, and therefore, has turned his back on you. They want you to believe that Slingerland is old and senile, and stuck in his old ways. But mostly, they just want you to believe one simple blatant lie.

That hedgehogXhuman is great storytelling!

However, others can see the truth. See the light. See the big blue blur of a reality. Slingerland cares. He cares alot. He cares more than he needs to care because he can. Can you see that? Surely you can see that!

We can also see you shouldn't write this stuff at 1 am ila.

Are you a man? Are you a man who knows what hes doing? A man with a plan? A man... oh fuck it.

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And that, is tonight's word.

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Brad, 22 years ago, your parents got together and had sex. Hot, sweaty, passionate sex. With, like...grunts and stuff.

And then you were made ~<3

Actually, it was 22 years and 9 months ago.

And now in Serbian: Srećan rođendan/Срећан рођендан!

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