Slingerland Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Chip is a piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Chip is the worst character. I'm not ending that statement with "to appear in a Sonic game" or "in the history of fiction". If you can look me in the eye and tell me that purple furry piece of fecal matter qualifies as a character, then it doesn't matter. He's the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klonoa Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Welcome to SFGHQ where your opinion doesn't matter and according to Slingerland he's always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Welcome to SFGHQ where your opinion doesn't matter and according to Slingerland he's always right. It's more like: 'Welcome to SFGHQ, where people are tired of forgiving SEGA's anal rape of our childhood memories just for the sake of nostalgia.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I smell a grudge. Or a Chip fan. :V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slingerland Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Welcome to SFGHQ where your opinion doesn't matter and according to Slingerland he's always right. You gotta problem, pal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SefirothDB Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 On his defense, 90% of the game Chip's only present during (skippable) cutscenes and you aren't forced to play his shitty story side complete with retarded game mechanics (telekinesis, fishing, weapons, car combat, etc) to reach the final boss. That's quite the improvement over past additions to the roster. Also EGGMANLARRRGHH hotdog missions what the fuck sega Also the final boss sucked hard and the SCALE IS WRONG. It changes between like ~4 kms tall to 300 mts between sequences and it bothers me so much as stupid as it sounds. I am so enraged by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I like how the colossus just sorta watches Sonic fight. Way to help, asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klonoa Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 You gotta problem, pal? OH NOES PLZZZ DONT BAN ME MISTAH SLINGERLAND. I PROMISE TO BE GEWD FROM NOWS ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Welcome to SFGHQ where your opinion doesn't matter and according to Slingerland he's always right. Ooh. Tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 And the award for most out-of-nowhere hissy fit goes tooooo... So yea, Sonic Unleashed. Next vidyagame? If there's just running? I'd be down for that. Even with the weird controls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligar Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 How can anyone possibly defend that little purple snot? I'd pick Marina the Raccoon over that train wreck. Despite her not doing diddly squat in Rush Adventure, I'd definitely take Aussie McBoat Girl, over "Do you want some chocolate? Do you want some chocolate?? Do you want some chocolate??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slingerland Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Klonoa, that's a stupid fucking reason to ban you. If you have I problem, I'd like to hear it. Not in this thread, obviously. It's just odd to have this coming from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyborg_ar Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 this is pretty much applicable to any new character in the franchise: http://www.2pstart.com/wordpress/comics/2007-09-26.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligar Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 XD That's great. Honestly, even if Marina was playable, what would she able to do? Sonic Runs, Shadow skates, Tails flies with his tails, Knuckles runs - glides - can climb walls and can punch through them, Rouge is supposed to fly but is a Knuckles clone instead, Cream flies with her ears, Amy runs but can't jump on enemies, Silver has telekinesis (and doesn't do any of the good stuff with it. Shame) Blaze uses pyrokinesis, Big is fat and fishes, the E-series all use lock-on guns, Vector eats things and vomits them back up, Charmy's annoying, and Espio can camouflage. Pretty much everything except heat vision is here so, I got nothin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ espeed Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 this is pretty much applicable to any new character in the franchise: http://www.2pstart.com/wordpress/comics/2007-09-26.jpg Oh yes, "2PSTART!" Their comics are pretty darn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I've played through the demo a few times now, and well... I have this one huge glaring example which essentially proves that this game was put together by a bunch of fucktards who had no idea what they were doing. There is this one purple robot that looks kind of like a beveled cone with legs and arms. It has one attack, it tries to punch you when you are near it. That alone isn't terrible. What is terrible is that you can stand within a single foot of it and it won't even start trying to punch you for anywhere from 2 to 15 seconds. Whats worse is if the game is in 2D mode, it won't even advance to get to your position when you are standing a couple feet away. It just sits there waiting for you to get within a single foot of it so that it can wait 2 to 15 seconds to try and punch at you. Robotnik you lazy mother fucker! Why even have robots if they aren't even going to try to be more than expensive looking targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael0505 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 But DW, this game has Sonic in it! It must be good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyborg_ar Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Robotnik you lazy mother fucker! Why even have robots if they aren't even going to try to be more than expensive looking targets. Because Eggman is a sonic fan too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Eggman's robots use the same targeting system that Sonic's old homing attack did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron C-T Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Either way, the camera doesn't swing around, so I don't know if I'm drifting too much or not enough. Eww. Okay the A B X and Y buttons screw me up. Fair enough, I suppose. Is that logical enough to like the Werehog stages more now? Lawl, nothing wrong with liking the Wedgehog stages more- I didn't even touch that. ...and the water sections on Adabat. ... Underwater sections? ? As far as that comic goes.. when did Tikal return? She was in Sonic Adventure/Sonic Adventure DX and possibly playable SA2:Battle.. but does that count? Meh, I was rather found of her and E-102 anyway. And for whoever listed what each character can do.. Knuckles should be like.. not constantly pushed to the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Knuckles should be like.. not constantly pushed to the side. Or taken from the "badass" slot and moved to "comic relief". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SefirothDB Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 ... Underwater sections? ? Overwater more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Yeah, I don't remember ever being underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayling Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Guys everyone knows that since Sonic 2k6 Sonic became H2O intolerant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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