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PG steals $5,000,000 from a creepy old man


Pheonix Gamma

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So I go to McDonald's, and on my large coke are two Monopoly game pieces. One gets me a McFlurry (SCORE!) And the other was Pennsylvania Raildoad.

"Huh, I got Pennsylvania Railroad" I say. My friends don't hear me, and a creepy old man turns and says "One of you has Pennsylvania Railroad?! That's the last piece I need" and then mumbles some other words and junk. I think he's crazy and eat my McNuggets.

I look back down at my gamepiece.

"PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD"

"$5,000,000"

I burst in hysterical laughter. I can't breathe or talk do anything. I showed it to my friends, who looked at me and said "you asshole."

I thought I'd share my defining moment with you all.

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Summary:

PG gets rare McFatty Monopoly Game Piece.

Fatty fat weirdo guy at McDonalds spends his minimum wage to buy copious amounts of greasy McFat to get game pieces to win 5 Million so he can blow it all on porn and more McFat.

Fatty Fat weirdo guy amasses all pieces but the rare one PG gets.

PG knows Fatty Fat needs this piece, but he decides he wants to be super dick for the day and he keeps it to himself instead of just sharing the loot with Fatty Fat.

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"I've always imagined somewhere in the contest rules it prohibits such deals otherwise it'd be too easy to make a match with a little networking or something."

Maybe. But even so, you could easily let the old guy obtain the money, and then give you your share after he recieves it. And if not, you sue the old guy as opposed to McDonald's. Simple, really.

And yea.. what Koray and Rael said.

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