Eminence Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Where the f*** is my birthday thread? EDIT: You'd think you'd learn after last years fiasco. http://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6045 Get your shit together SFGHQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuma Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 I didn't get a B-day thread either. /cry Anyway HB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Daybirth of Joyfulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slingerland Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Where the f*** is my birthday thread?EDIT: You'd think you'd learn after last years fiasco. http://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6045 Get your shit together SFGHQ. Two straight years of making your own birthday thread and complaining about it. That's how you win people over. Definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael0505 Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 yo eminence, I just read your "hey smidge" thread in the waste bin and it was the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. everyone who didn't think it was funny and play along sucks. happy birthday doooood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ espeed Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Yo dawg, I heard you like posts in your birthday thread so we gave you posts in your birthday thread so you can celebrate while you celebrate. Happy Birthday, Eminence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckboy Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Who gives a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tentril Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 I just weep quietly in the corner when I don't get a birthday thread. Its the manly way to deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 You didn't even bother to tell us what you got for your birthday last year. I was so upset about that last night that I decided "You know what? I'm not going to bother to make this guy a birthday thread again. That'll show him! Not telling me what his presents are... what a cheap skate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djawed Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 uhhh.. happy birthday I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminence Posted November 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Two straight years of making your own birthday thread and complaining about it.That's how you win people over. Definitely. It's acts just like that; that have allowed me to fall into a special little niche known as "forum lunatic". Take the ball and run with it; put on a show. yo eminence, I just read your "hey smidge" thread in the waste bin and it was the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. everyone who didn't think it was funny and play along sucks.happy birthday doooood Thanks Coach. It's good to see some appreciation. It was a damn shame to see the potential of that thread stomped out so quickly however. [qimg]http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg[/qimg]Yo dawg, I heard you like posts in your birthday thread so we gave you posts in your birthday thread so you can celebrate while you celebrate. Happy Birthday, Eminence! Tu es belle. Who gives a shit Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Wesker gives a shit that's who. Want proof? http://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5037&highlight=Eminence Yeah; are you REALLY trying to deny Wesker? Want to know what people really didn't give a shit about? Your "Party" thread. http://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=833 Get some. Not even a single post before the lock; ouch. I just weep quietly in the corner when I don't get a birthday thread. Its the manly way to deal with it. The manly thing to do is put yourself on your Harley and ride away into the sunset: Who am I kidding? I'm androgynous enough to be your mother: Only open this next spoiler tag if you are 18 or older and don't mind getting off-topic: I enjoy vagina. I've never fucked a girl but my oh my I have done everything but! The main event is going to be something sweet; amirite fellas? You didn't even bother to tell us what you got for your birthday last year. I was so upset about that last night that I decided "You know what? I'm not going to bother to make this guy a birthday thread again. That'll show him! Not telling me what his presents are... what a cheap skate." First off, I appreciated that you finished your quote there. You didn't get lazy and forget your end quote. It's the little touches like that which are why you are an ELITE member of the internet. Not only do you have shrewd humor/sarcasm but the syntax which you use is impeccable! I'll redeem myself this year. I've gotten NOTHING! ...but a birthday card from my employer (Aurelios Pizza). But hey; that's getting old right? Like I'm 19 now; completely pointless age. I'm just floating around: -I can only "legally" fool around with people 18+. 17 year olds think I'm hot shit; but that's a no-no. People older than me 20+ won't hook up with me because "19" sounds so young compared to 20, 21, 22. It's really next year things start to get real. Once I turn 20 my "dating range" boosts dramatically, 18,19,20,21,22,23. BOOM! -I gain "no perks". I'm still two years away from alcohol; selling cigarettes to grade schoolers lost its thrill awhile ago; and I've already starred in a few pornos since I've turned 18. So that's old too. 19 is depressing fellas. (Thanks for the birthday cheer so far!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckboy Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Wesker gives a shit that's who. Want proof? http://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5037&highlight=Eminence Yeah; are you REALLY trying to deny Wesker? Want to know what people really didn't give a shit about? Your "Party" thread. http://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=833 Get some. Not even a single post before the lock; ouch. haha you're just insane also who gives a shit about wesker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tentril Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 19 is depressing fellas. Or you could realize there are trillions of other things in life than sex and/or drugs. I'm sure its cool to act like it sucks to not get drunk and have sex though. Happy 'nother year of pathetic existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 You guys are... so... so... mean. Can't you all just... Can't you all just treat him with some modicum of kindness on his Birthday? I mean, he told us what his presents were this time, the few that there were, and he even posted some pictures of his strange looking lanky self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tentril Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Hey I said "happy" didn't I? ...Happy... See? How much kinder can I be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminence Posted November 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Or you could realize there are trillions of other things in life than sex and/or drugs. I'm sure its cool to act like it sucks to not get drunk and have sex though. Happy 'nother year of pathetic existence. I don't even know where this tirade came from coach; but if you are trying to superimpose some image of inferiority on me please step off. I'm merely stating that from a "SOCIAL" aspect nothing is gained nor lost at ages 18-19. If you want to pigeon hole me as some type of social pariah; have fun doing so. You guys are... so... so... mean. Can't you all just... Can't you all just treat him with some modicum of kindness on his Birthday? I mean, he told us what his presents were this time, the few that there were, and he even posted some pictures of his strange looking lanky self. *claps hands* Lanky self? 6% body fat and a killer six-pack is lanky now? Sorry I'm not Kate Moss, mom. BOOM! It's time to make pizza fellas. All of you enjoy yourselves and the festivities it brings and again, "You're welcome." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ espeed Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Have some awesome, by means of Kevin Butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tentril Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 The only reasons you listed for 19 being depressing were sex and alcohol related. That isn't "social". I wasn't telling you your way of life is wrong, I just find it annoying that those seem to be the most important things to you. To each his own though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael0505 Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Thanks Coach. It's good to see some appreciation. It was a damn shame to see the potential of that thread stomped out so quickly however. i knooow wtf. it had so much potential but then espeed had to come along like "what's the point of this." don't worry, i verbally bitchslapped him already because he was the only one online jk espeed you know i <3 you but for real guys have a sense of humor plzzz. that thread was ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminence Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 The only reasons you listed for 19 being depressing were sex and alcohol related. That isn't "social". I wasn't telling you your way of life is wrong, I just find it annoying that those seem to be the most important things to you. To each his own though. No. I was saying that in most years you legally "gain" something. 16 - Drivers License. 17 - Rated R Movies 18 - Register for draft; legal adult. 21 - Legally drink. 25 - Legally rent-a-car. (Notice how 16,17,18 you gain something and 19 is the first year things "drop off". That's what I was referencing to. I'm not just some horny-ass guy trying to get fucked up and sex up bitches.) It's merely a coincidence that I'm stuck in the age-bracket where things are alcohol / sex related. I understand where the confusion arose and hey; I forgive you. Because it's my birthday. i knooow wtf. it had so much potential but then espeed had to come along like "what's the point of this." don't worry, i verbally bitchslapped him already because he was the only one onlinejk espeed you know i <3 you but for real guys have a sense of humor plzzz. that thread was ridiculous Ha. Who is DJ Espeed anyways? What was his old username? (I love my new forum skin.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ espeed Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Ha. Who is DJ Espeed anyways? What was his old username? Who am I, you ask? I've gone by various different usernames. Up until some point in either 2010 or 2009 (I'm certain it was 2010), I went as espeed623. That's the username I used to join these here forums. I used the DJ espeed name next. April Fool's this year I used "deepse JD", which is obviously my username backwards. I then reverted to DJ espeed (of course). For the whole month of October, I went by Zombie Batman. And then once again, back to DJ espeed. Oh, for a split second before I became Zombie Batman, Rael jokingly changed my name to dickbutts. For the time being, it was awesome. And Rael, you know it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felik Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Why couldn't you just call your thread like "birthday thread" or something? You made me think that this thread is about something interesting that I would care about. HB2U have a nice day and whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminence Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Why couldn't you just call your thread like "birthday thread" or something? You made me think that this thread is about something interesting that I would care about.HB2U have a nice day and whatever Because the thread is more about SFGHQ's ineptitude regarding my birthday MORE than my actual birthday. ...and gauging how you reacted; I got you: Hook. Line. Sinker. Congratulations. (Thanks for the Birthday cheer; sister.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ila Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 don't know what you're talking about man, DNL posted your bday topic a few days ago... http://sonicunited.org/hsfqmtif/forum/showthread.php?t=6794 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminence Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 don't know what you're talking about man, DNL posted your bday topic a few days ago... http://sonicunited.org/hsfqmtif/forum/showthread.php?t=6794 *blush* Well I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry boys. I guess I was so disappointed last year that I EXPECTED ignorance this year. But hey; thanks DNL. You just gained about 500 cool points. 1.) Bonic (7,250) 2.) Wesker (4,500) 3.) Suspended Chaos (3,500) 4.) Blaze (3,250) 5.) Midiman (2,400) 5.) Epon (2,000) ... 10.) DNL (1,250) You're well on your way on the "SFGHQ Scoreboard*". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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