Duckboy Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 So I was driving home from a friend's house, and I go through a light, and a car who was turning left on the opposite side didn't wait for me to get through the light. I was in my mom's bigass suburban with not so great brakes and everything, so I tried to swerve out of the way and hit my brake, but that didn't work as the car slammed into the side of me. So the car hits and it hits HARD. The airbag flies out. Anyone that has been in a car accident can tell you that the airbag hurts more than the crash itself and that's completely true. It hurt like a bitch and burnt my hand a tiny bit (not bad. the kind of burn if you accidentally touch the stove when you're cooking something). So i get out of the car, shaking like whoa cause it's terrifying, and then I run back and turn the car off and find my phone. My mom's truck, the entire left side is pretty banged up, but the OTHER person's car. Holy cow. The entire front of his car is fucked. up. After much talking with cops and all that jazz, and after filling out a statement, one of the cops explains to me that: The kid that was driving the other car was 18 He was "under the influence" and after talking with the kid and his friend beforehand I assume they were high on top of being drunk. He got his liscense taken away, and his parents showed up so I'm sure that kid is in for a world of misery. End of the night though I'm allright. tldr version: some punk teenager ran into me so i beat him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael0505 Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 omg duckboy are you okay :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligar Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Impatient basterd... At least you weren't seriously injured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerosol Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Good you're okay. I've been hit from the side before. Shit sucks. Coincidentally, the car that hit us was also driven by some smoked up teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuma Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 See? This why you don't drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shadix Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 See? This is why you don't drink and drive. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuma Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 I meant what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epon Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 I meant what I said. Uh, ignorant statement ahoy! Learn some self control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Of course he was ok. He was riding around in a car so big and powerful that it could only be the Chevrolet Suburban. Weighing in at over 1000 pounds, you know that whatever hits you, you hit it back with the same force a hell of a lot harder. The only car in its class to have been used by Tony Soprano, you know this car is invincible. *cash in* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuma Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Uh, ignorant statement ahoy!Learn some self control. Yeah, yeah. It's just that I hate drinking. Well...drinking too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarKrafter Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Gotta agree with Azu here. Not much of an advocate for drinking myself. Glad to hear you're alright, Duckboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shadix Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Yeah, yeah. It's just that I hate drinking. Well...drinking too much. I wasn't condoning reckless drinking. I'm just saying there is nothing wrong with it if you actually drink responsibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowgoten Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Yea if I drink, I never make an attempt to drive until I'm not wobbling around like an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serephim Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Im actually going to agree with Koray and say weed should so be legal. Drinking causes far more problems and screws you up way more.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckboy Posted April 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Im actually going to agree with Koray and say weed should so be legal. Drinking causes far more problems and screws you up way more.. Koray didn't even post in this topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serephim Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 he posts it in like every topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hRook Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 I want to party with StarKrafter and Azu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRPXQZME Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 (edited) Sorry to hear about the accident, DB! At least it’s pretty clear what happened. [edit: snip] Using chemicals for thrills just ain’t my thing, personally. I got a buzz from Oxycontin once (had a prescription; got my third molars out). The experience made me turn to other painkillers for the rest of the recovery – I want less pain, not a perception of reality that’s considerably more distorted than normal. Edited October 24, 2019 by BRPXQZME Too morbid. Too... argumentative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthFettDude607 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Using chemicals for thrills just ain’t my thing, personally. I got a buzz from Oxycontin once (had a prescription; got my third molars out). The experience made me turn to other painkillers for the rest of the recovery – I want less pain, not a perception of reality that’s considerably more distorted than normal. They put me on that shit once for my wisdom teeth. I seriously lost track of time by almost 9 hours. It was day when I took it and I was flipping out nearly 9 hours later because, as I told my friends, "I don't remember seeing the sun go down..." Anyway, good to hear you're in one piece DB. I got in a wreck at a crosswalk outside of an elementary school once, of all places. Some punkass teenager was "looking for [his] ipod" and didn't see me stopped at the crosswalk while I was waiting for some kids to cross. He would have seriously been in some deep shit if he had pushed me hard enough into those kids, but they were alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesker Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Glad you're ok Duckboy, sue the shit outa that kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael0505 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Im actually going to agree with Koray and say weed should so be legal. Drinking causes far more problems and screws you up way more.. Have any sources to support this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herotokami Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Something like this almost happened to me today. It was some middle aged guy and he followed behind me for about a minute honking. I pulled over, pissed because he basically almost hit me and now he is begging for a fight. He pulls up into a parking lot and I follow him. I waited for him to come out or do something, but instead he just sat a stared at me hard. I stared back and after a while, I just drove off. I hope he isn't crazy enough that he wrote down my license and is planning to hunt me down. Seriously, what is wrong with some people, I am still pissed because I didn't do anything wrong and yet he acted like it was all my fault. Trust me, we were both at the light waiting and it turned green. So, I went straight and he almost turned into me. Is there anyway that I could get a camera footage from the light and pwn this guy hard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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