StarKrafter

Lionel Pritchert and the Wolfington Brothers.

I really, really want to play this game. I've been looking for a decent scare since the Silent Hill series. (Team Silent's Silent Hill from 1999-2003. Not this new American shit we've been getting) And I've heard great things about this game. It's unfortunate, since I'm pretty sure my PC was assembled from a box of scraps. I'm thinking the guy was probably blind-folded too.

Pirates are cool. Piracy is not. Don't do drugs kids. Oh, and alcohol is not your friend. I honestly can't play car games. For the same reason I can't play sports games. They're too close to reality to qualify as fun for me. Last one I tried was Need for Speed: Shift, and it licks balls. GT5 sure does look purdy, though.

Salvia. . I would never touch the stuff. No experience I've ever heard or read has sounded like something I'd ever want to go through. And I'm all for the experience of exploring the depths of my psyche and spirit, if you will. But Salvia? No-ho-ho thank you. With that said, I've always wanted to smoke DMT. .

Speaking for the graphics alone, this is one of the tackiest sidescrollers I've ever seen. In no way does it bear the graphical glory of Sonic's 16-bit era. Sega. . I am disappoint. That said, watching some of the in-game action does feel a bit nostaligic.

*pops in* 300 dolla!? That's like $100 per dimension.

Just as I feared. Chun-Li has taken on the cookie cutter bad-ass woman that raids Hollywood nowdays. Like Dark angel/Underworld Chick/Alias/the live action Lara Croft.. Hell at least they gave Lara the costume she had in the video game. At any rate, it looks better than the last one.. but that's really not saying much.

Aytaç Aksu was by far my greatest inspiration in fangaming back in the day. He is legend.

Aww, Worm's pretty. Here's my ugly mug Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I wore mine like mutha-f*ckin' NiGHTS!

Ssshhh. Don't talk back, bitch.

With waffle fries on the side foo!

PUHPUHPUHPOWER TRIP! Well this is a pickle, isn't it? Verywell, but I demand a shrubbery.

Sorry Sling. You guys are too cool for me. :E

Shiiit, that was a close one. Back to lurking. *swoosh*