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Spike

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shadowgoten Newbie

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My heart bleeds for you, you poor guy. How dare you receive expensive gifts from someone who loves you while others spend the holidays alone with no one and nothing! That rat bastard of a father will pay!

wut.

shit piss fuck cock ass pussy dick. Also Bitch.

This is why I can't enjoy Christmas anymore; too many materialistic jerks worrying about what they're getting and what they're buying and all this shit that they forget what the season's all about.

Gimmie that guitar. I'll donate it to Save The Music or something where some poor kid at a school with little money can use it to learn how to play music.

When you're older and living on your own and making your own money maybe you'll understand the value of a dollar and appreciate the things people, especially your parents, give you.

Thank you, you pretty much summed up what I was going to say.

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I had the worst f*cking Christmas ever. And now here is my bratty rant:

You see, I wanted a Nintendo DS, but my dad said that I'm too old to play video games (I'm only 12, that b*tch), and he stated that it is expensive. And now today I find out that my parents didn't get me a DS, instead my main present is some kind of thing (that I'll never be interested in) for my guitar amplifier thats more expensive than a DS. So he says I'm too old to play video games, and he says its expensive, and then he gets some thing thats more expensive than a DS that I'm not into.

Yeah, so I sound really bratty. But so what, I don't give a sh*t about special effects for my guitar. I mean, I'm just pissed off that he tells me that I'm too old for a DS and that its expensive, then he gets something that I'm totally not interested in and more expensive than a DS.

And the other things I got?

-Mario Galaxy

-Harry Potter 5, full Screen edition

-A biography about a band that I'm not that much interested in anymore

-A piece of paper printed from Amazon saying that my dad ordered a CD from a band that I'm not that much interested in anymore

-and my 2 brothers got what they wanted

Well WOW, your christmas just SUCKED didn't it? And to think your parents had the nerve to spend (approximately) over $300 on you on crap you didn't want.

Well sir, i hope you get a brick for christmas next year. Maybe this one wont suck so damn bad anymore. Judging from the way you acted i just wonder if you gave anybody else anything.

Well, i had kind of an ironic christmas.

Basically, i got alot of great stuff. I got a 2gb really nice looking MP3 player, 3 pairs of new shoes, and this neat DVD set, clothes, and a new wallet. (Among alot of other things, of course.)

Catch is, the Volume button on my MP3 player is broken, 2 of the 3 pairs of shoes are the wrong size (13s and 14s, i wear a size 15 :( ), and i already HAVE the DVD set that i got.

Its all good, though. It at least served for a damn good laugh. I got the warranty for the MP3 player my parents bought broken, and we can always return the shoes for a bigger size. Not to mention i got about $80 pocket cash now.

Edit: That f@ggot got Mario Galaxy for christmas (which indicates he has a Wii) and he claims he got "alot of stupid crap he didn't want).

I hope you get hit by a fucking car. By the way, im sorry your brothers got Ferrari's and jaguars and you got stuck with the stupid corvette.

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Chaos Rush, you're lucky you even got ANYTHING. Seriously, look at it from other people's POV; some people can't even afford the stuff you got or wished for, and some won't even get anything at all.

You're 12 though, and 12 year olds are basically like that (and ungrateful if they don't get what they want). You'll understand when you're older and more mature.

Are you sure you're 12 though? What's with the langauge? >_>;

Anyways, on topic: Let's see, I got some money, new clothes, and a bottle of champagne. W00t, gonna open this bad boy later.

I hope you get hit by a fucking car. By the way, im sorry your brothers got Ferrari's and jaguars and you got stuck with the stupid corvette.

Sereph, no, that's too far. He's young, no need for words like that, especially on Christmas.

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All I got was a piece of paper saying my Nintendo Wii will arrive by January 25th.

I lol'd, cause that sounds crummy, but when you realize that you pretty much can't get a Wii without performing sexual favors, then you see that's pretty solid.

Sereph, no, that's too far. He's young, no need for words like that, especially on Christmas.

To be fair, he called his dad a bitch.

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Chaos Rush Newbie

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You know, now I wished I never said anything. You guys are so good at making people sound so stupid and making them realize that they are.

Sereph, no, that's too far. He's young, no need for words like that, especially on Christmas.

Actually its my fault for acting like that, some people could agree to me being hit by a car. And no, Mario Galaxy isn't crap, and I'm thankful for it. But I guess I should shut up now.

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Pheonix Gamma Newbie

Pheonix Gamma

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So my mom got a massage chair thing...so I've been sitting in it for the last hour or so.

I've also watched A Christmas Story about 6 times. Awesome.

On TBS? Yea, I sat through the marathon a few times two years in a row, but I realized something: I fucking hate Ralphie.

You guys are so good at making people sound so stupid and making them realize that they are.

I try.

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MaxSonic Newbie

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Yay! Christmas Presents from MaxSonic:

Slingerland gets...

A big bus to put all your girls in, you player you.

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TRD gets...

A sexy Asian girl.

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Ila gets...

A DDR machine!

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Midiman gets...

Training lessons from Ryu himself!

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And finally, Duckboy gets...

Have fun with that ducky...

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If you didn't get a present from me... It's cus I'm broke. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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VectorSatyr Newbie

VectorSatyr

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It has come to my attention that I still require a Memory Stick Duo, for without one I cannot hope to save the progress on my precious Lion War. And so I must wait... wait until that fateful day when the transaction will be fulfilled and the mighty stick of memory finally belongs to me...

Tomorrow...

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You know, now I wished I never said anything. You guys are so good at making people sound so stupid and making them realize that they are.

I'm sorry, correct me if I'm wrong, but are you trying to make us look like the bad guy? Dude, anyone would tell you the exact same thing, not just us. Granted that the blow would be less forceful, but anyone in their right mind would tell you that you are wrong.

Chaos Rush @ SCD: Well you can flame me even more because SFGHQ are good at making immature 12 year-olds sound so stupid.

Don't make it seem like we're assholes, sir. If you know what you said was wrong, then why try and pass the blame on us?

Trust me though, when you're older, you'll understand why you was "flamed". (Technically, we didn't flame you. >_>; )

To be fair, he called his dad a bitch.

I didn't catch that, but wishing someone would get hit by a car is alot worse and uncalled for.

EDIT: Maxsonic, you win this thread, so hard.

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Chaos Rush Newbie

Chaos Rush

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Don't make it seem like we're assholes, sir. If you know what you said was wrong, then why try and pass the blame on us?

Look, I'm not blaming you, I'm saying that I'm the immature one, and blaming myself >_>.

I'm sorry, correct me if I'm wrong, but are you trying to make us look like the bad guy?

No. And I just said why.
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Amesuki Newbie

Amesuki

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HAPPY BOXING DAY...oh wait.. s**t. Wrong thread.

I hope all had a very merry christmas! The odd thing is, the best thing I enjoyed about today, is the dinner, and snuggling up too my girlfriend. Because peeps are right, it isn't really the presents that count (although they are nice), its the time spent with your family and friends. XD I sound like my mum.

-Amesuki

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wesker Newbie

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Dinner definitely was the best part of Christmas this year. My Mom had been saying she was gonna make Chicken Cutlet Parmesan and I've been dreaming of that dinner.

I wasn't sure if she'd make it or not cause my Uncle was supposedly bringing something for dinner and my Dad doesn't like chicken.

But she did and it was damn good.

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