InstantSonic Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Okay, so last SAGE I tried making radio commercials and promos for the cast. I wanted to attempt doing 50-100 commercials, but only got 10 done due to... well... not being able to think up of any other original or parody commercials. So, for SAGE '10, I'll need help coming up with ideas, or scripts, for these commercials. I still want to do 50-100 of them to keep variety going while the default playlist is playing. Start brainstorming! If you hear a commercial on the radio, think of a way to parody it! If you hear a commercial on TV, think of a way to parody it! Sonic or scene related stuff is a definite plus, but commercials are not limited to that. If you come up with something that can be used, credit will go towards you in the SAGE '10 credits. Examples: Example 1 Example 2 GoooooOOOOO COMMUNITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 SAGE does what Nintendon't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 An improved version of BALLS BALLS BAW BAW maybe? So it's actually pronounced 'Sage' as the word sage itself... For a while I thought it was sah-gheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantSonic Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 ..lmao You just gave me a commercial idea, gsoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flame6753 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I have a couple of ideas. Next sage is gonna be baller. Plus, by then Clickteam's flash software will msot likely be done by then. Being able to play games in their booths would be un-imaginable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantSonic Posted August 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Come on, I know you guys are more witty than this. 64 veiws and only one accidental idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssbfalcon Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Creativity takes time... or someone saying random stuff over skype... Baw Balls Hidden Palace Zone Cheese Munching Waffle Robot Quad Biped Moofterheigen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Sage 10? You mean... SAGE X! Come and gone. You are pretty much stuck abbreviating it with no less than 010 and preferably 2010. Also, I'd like to nominate myself to be in the organizing group for SAGE 2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverbounD Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Sage '10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I want Sage X. please with cherries on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantSonic Posted August 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 SAGE X has been done, didn't go over so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Just pitching some base concepts: Tails + flea collars Knuckles + hair wax Rouge's Adult Club and Novelties Shop Espio + American McDojo Nack + Snake Oil Sonic + Cash for Gold (Rings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesker Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 SAGE X was never properly done because SOME people got their panties in a bunch of no real good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Emerald Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Sonic + Cash for Gold (Rings) Yes! I say this one has a definite shot. Lemme whip up a script right now: Sonic: Is the current state of the economy gettin' you down? Have you got a collection of shiny gold valuables that you haven't touched in years? Lookin' for a way to make some quick cash? Of course you are! Who isn't these days? So, come on down to Cash 4 RINGS and give us all your little golden moneymakers today. We here at Cash 4 RINGS will take care of your treasures as if they were our own. Any rusted or broken RINGS will be processed into our state-of-the-art RINGS refinery machine, where they can be recycled to create shiny new RINGS for everyone. Got other unwanted or broken gold jewelry? No problem; we'll take those too. They're just as easy to refine and recycle to make more RINGS. How's our exchange rate, you ask? Well, let's see what these fine customers have to say! Tails: I traded my gold rings to Cash 4 Rings and I got a Tootsie Roll, a pack of string cheese, and a baseball card of Alex Rodriguez! Thanks Cash 4 Rings! Cream: I had no idea my rings were worth so much money! ....I got a dollar! Knuckles: I traded my rings in to Cash 4 Rings and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Thanks a freakin' million, Cash 4 Rings. Sonic: You're very welcome. You see? Here at Cash 4 RINGS, everyone's a winner! Can't reach our center from where you live? That's okay. Just call this number: 1-800-RINGS, and ask for your free refiner's return envelope. Fill the envelope with all of your RINGS, and send it to our processing center. It's a perfectly safe and mostly reliable transaction, which means it's 100% okay! So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Cash 4 RINGS and give us all your RINGS today! Announcer: Call 1-800-R-I-N-G-S. That's 1-800-RINGS. Operators are standing by. Call now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Vector's Computer Room Used and Damaged Badniks Defense Contractors (for less than significant as of late military presence) And we could also do television show ads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Emerald Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 This idea came to me when I was watching the commercial for Wii Sports Resort. You know the music that plays during those commercials? Yeah, this one: http://dirtydrummer.bandcamp.com/track/bom-bom-bom-live (The tune starts up at about 0:55) Every time I hear it, I keep thinking of "BALLS BALLS BAW BAW." I think it'd be absolutely hilarious if "BALLS BALLS BAW BAW" were mixed into this song to match the tune. You could even throw in an occasional "HOLY SHIT HIDDEN PALACE ZONE" while you're at it, or any other funny SAGEcasted moment you can remember. It could be the new theme for next SAGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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