Pheonix Gamma Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 http://www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.com/blog/ At first, peopler were lawlling at the stupid rap and fanboyism, until someone uncovered that the domain was registered to a marketing agency, after seeing the blatant advertizing all over the site (supposedly run by two "kids.") That's when heads started to roll. As you can see, the comment counter has shot up, and it's not to pretty, while "Charlie" (the site owner. And by owner, I mean "not owner") tries to get all those playa hatas to step off using his mastery of ebonics. Sony can't get a break with their marketing, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidimanNull Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 ...This is why I hate anything associated with the word "urban", although the PSP is exempt, it IS pretty nice, but I dont have 300$.. nor I ever will. This site is ugly as hell though, what better way to get young kids to buy a iPod that plays games but to get a 20 year old to pose as a " Straight from da h00d n1gga homie dawg fo realz ".. EDIT: Im _SO_ glad 70% of people at my school call me whitewash, its better than being an ignorant media prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 appearantly the word "marketing" is blocked from comments. Awesome. EDIT: Zipatoni, the name of the marketing agency, is another blocked word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 All Sony HAS to do is make normal commercials and they will sell better. Instead they have to be tards with their PS3 babies exploding rubiks cubes and emo kid roof jumpings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron C-T Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 That commercial is incredibly hawt, as is that girl in the red. I totally agree with what Blues said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 THIS is how you ____ing market a product. EDIT: ____ that, this is better: EDIT: FINAL EDIT: Every Segata Sanshiro commercial ever: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron C-T Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I find that funny in regards to Sega's current condition and Sony's part in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidimanNull Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Squirrel Please! Sony also likes to watch carpet, and allows you to watch carpet outside! Whilst people with DS's are having fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 PSP iron on shirt model on the left, Zipatoni employee photo from the site on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khorney Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 the likeness? twin brothers perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 *makes wooshing noise and waves hand once over past Khorney's head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SefirothDB Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 All Sony HAS to do is make normal commercials and they will sell better. Instead they have to be tards with their PS3 babies exploding rubiks cubes and emo kid roof jumpings. That's very impressive for a fanmade ad, looks much better than the so-called professional commercials that air everyday here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerosol Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dude, Segata Sanshiro. We love you man, please come back to us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaber Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Though out all my life NO commercial or ad had ever brought me to tears. But seeing the final Segata Sanshiro commercial, so far it was the only one to ever do so. It was simply pure genius and so emotional. even now I found it hard just to even type this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dude, Segata Sanshiro.We love you man, please come back to us! That would mean there would be a Sega Saturn 2... in retrospect...those games looked REALLY sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eraysor Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Funniest ____ing thing ever. I love you Sony, for you will never succeed as hard as www.ilovebees.com did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 *makes wooshing noise and waves hand once over past Khorney's head* I think your sarcasm radar is broken :E EDIT: They're not very creative... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Thunderstorm Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Oh Sony... What are you doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Thunderstorm Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Also... I noticed that one of the guitarists was playing through a Mesa Boogie triple rectifier . Now, Mesas cost around 1,700 new. So... you're telling me... these "kids" want their PSPs so bad for christmas that they can own a Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier [Hell, even an f-ing drumset costs more than a PSP] and not have one? Lick my left *** [Censored] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 From what people are saying, one of the downloads from the blog is a rootkit. EDIT: Remember that pic of the guy I posted before? Someone left a lovely comment recently: http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:Wc8IdBbqzRwJ:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D12691731+%22tomiwa+alabi%22+zipatoni&hl=en&gl=au&ct=clnk&cd=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 http://alliwantforxmasisapsp.com/blog/ Yea, it's the same link, but notice some changes, namely, the new intro: Busted. Nailed. Snagged. As many of you have figured out (maybe our speech was a little too funky fresh???), Peter isn't a real hip-hop maven and this site was actually developed by Sony. Guess we were trying to be just a little too clever. From this point forward, we will just stick to making cool products, and use this site to give you nothing but the facts on the PSP.Sony Computer Entertainment America EDIT: After people started spamming the other posts, Zipatoni threw a hissy fit and blocked all comments on the blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eraysor Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I don't believe this has been linked in this topic, but this is more than likely why the intro post changed: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/11/AR2006121101389.html?nav=rss_technology%3Cbr%20/%3E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 So the site has disappeared, it seems. This morning it was reported that it nothing but a blank screen now, presumably to cover up their attempt incase the FTC gets on their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron C-T Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Wow. I love how that post you quoted sounds like some whiny internet brat made it. Completely unproffessional and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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