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Happy ThanksGiving


Daniel

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside.

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: Because they use such fowl language.

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