Smidge204 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/01/peter-jackson-to-direct-nazi-zombie-time-travel-movie/ Movie Premise: Nazi zombies sent back in time to prevent Jesus from being born. Directed by Peter Jackson. Discuss. =Smidge= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 This is the best movie premise I've heard this decade. I'd pay money to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyborg_ar Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 i'm speechless, this is going to be the most awesome thing since surf ninjas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1LT Worm Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Wow, this sounds absolutely fucking retarding. Are you guys high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 No, Worm, YOU'RE retarding >((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( I never doubt Stephen Fry. This shit's gonna happen, and I'm already waiting in line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyborg_ar Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Wow, this sounds absolutely fucking retarding. Are you guys high? most awesome thing since Surf ninjas, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Someone has clearly been watching too much nostalgia critic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ila Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Wow, this sounds absolutely fucking retarding. Are you guys high? No, we're just a bunch of angry anti-christs in training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 No, we're just a bunch of angry anti-christs in training. I'm getting my degree next week. On a more serious note, I'd rather watch something that's a self-aware joke, rather than watch something that attempts to be serious, but ends up the bigger joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1LT Worm Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'm getting my degree next week.On a more serious note, I'd rather watch something that's a self-aware joke, rather than watch something that attempts to be serious, but ends up the bigger joke. But it's not aware of a particularly funny joke. It suffers from randomitis ("omg that's soooooo random!!!11 lol"), much like much of our popular culture. In this movie, [U]Nazis[/U] suffers from [U]zombitis[/U] and in a strange turn of events, (evil group) (disease)they must [U]kill[/U] [U]Jesus[/U] in order to [U]return to the future[/U]. (verb) (a person) (final mission)[/CODE]MadLibs were funny in the 4th grade....they can't really support a [i]good[/i] movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 MadLibs were funny in the 4th grade....they can't really support a good movie. Tarantino and Rodriguez have proven otherwise a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 MadLibs were funny in the 4th grade....they can't really support a good movie. Some guy probably threw random ingredients together and invented pizza. Just some food for thought. I think if they wrote the script and made a somewhat coherent story that took itself seriously, it'd be pretty damn funny. If it takes the Family Guy or "(GENRE) Movie" approach, then fuck that movie with a rake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sockman Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 The part about the zombie Nazis sounds a bit unnecessary but the idea of someone going back in time to prevent the birth of Jesus is an interesting premise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smidge204 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well, Sockman, you realize that Jesus himself was a zombie. Coincidence? =Smidge= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Rat Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well, Sockman, you realize that Jesus himself was a zombie. Coincidence?=Smidge= Holy shit, my mind just imploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well, Sockman, you realize that Jesus himself was a zombie. Coincidence?=Smidge= Fire with fire? Oh ho ho ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smidge204 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 No, causal. Think about it. Zombies sent back in time to stop Jesus. Jesus is a zombie. Jesus is the original carrier. "Eat of my flesh and you shall have eternal life" indeed. =Smidge= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sockman Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 No, causal. Think about it.Zombies sent back in time to stop Jesus. Jesus is a zombie. Jesus is the original carrier. "Eat of my flesh and you shall have eternal life" indeed. =Smidge= Faced with this revelation, the zombies must make a vital choice: Carry out the mission while wiping themselves from existence, or deny the will of the Third Reich in order to save their kind. OH THE SUSPENSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smidge204 Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 That's not how time travel works! Zombies exist because they went back in time. You have to think fourth-dimensionally! =Smidge= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligar Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 No, causal. Think about it.Zombies sent back in time to stop Jesus. Jesus is a zombie. Jesus is the original carrier. "Eat of my flesh and you shall have eternal life" indeed. =Smidge= If that's the case then he'd also be a vampire. "Drink my blood in remembrance-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionWarped Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 That's not how time travel works! Zombies exist because they went back in time. You have to think fourth-dimensionally!=Smidge= Thinking four dimensionally!? http://sonicunited.org/hsfqmtif/forum/showthread.php?t=5482 Somewhere along the way, those paradoxes will pan out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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