Ristar

That is fucking awesome. As a matter of fact, I'm sat having a nice cup of tea with the Professor and Luke right now.

you're all a bad influence on me, next thing you know i'll start liking sonic.

for fuck's sake...

i've got nothing against complaining about something, but this is be bordering on bitching and whining over nothing. people seem to be complaining because it's popular and is turning up a lot in the media. that's because it works for the media; celebs can get a bit of promo, designers like Euan can make contacts with people and I can find out what my favourite pornstars are up to. maybe i'm lacking in all the hate and pettyness, but no one has really irritated me about twitter; it's a useful site, ridiculously simple and i'm glad that people like Euan can make contacts in the industry. if anything, the more annoying thing is the amount of clutter on facebook atm; quizzes such as: "which pokemon are you?" and "if you were an STD which one would you be?" that loads of people seem to be taking, not to mention all the stupid groups people join such as: "I hate waking up in the morning (7 friends joined)", "Pizza is good eating (4 friends joined)". i remember everyone complained when facebook was getting popular and people wanted to cling to their myspaces, same thing is happening here. i just don't see what all the fuss is about.

he's been able to do the dirty for 2 years... he can now legally have a tipple in england. i'll buy him a drink and have a chat with him over in the quiet corner of Carpe Diem.

this is the start of the war of the machines... she can love now, but when she becomes self aware...

you can always choose to not follow or not be followed by celebs... twitter is only a problem if you make it one.

in all fairness, if it offends you so much then stay the fuck away from it and don't bitch and give it more unnecessary hype. it's not as though it's something that breaks into your house at 2am and fucks your children.

Hi jon how are you one more thing that sort of stuck in my mind was... would michael have to get his willy out or present an image of his manhood for the jury to look at so they could compare the child's account and the actual goods? either way, i can't believe jade goody died

aha, but why bother being friends on facebook with people who irritate you like that? filter out the emo dickpumps so you're left with the people you care about.

overbound... mmm. for a start, a lot of information from that trial wasn't leaked to the public. considering the allegations against him, the fact that he was acquitted *twice* shows that maybe he didn't do it. i think he was just a silly person who enjoyed the company of kids. i almost don't blame him, have you ever hung round with adults for like a week? they're all depressingly dull. let him have his milk and cookies.

innocent until proven guilty. i don't give two shits if he raped a kid, the worst crime he ever committed was recording "the girl is mine" with paul mccartney.

I have a Twitter account and I'm cool. I'm following a couple of pornstars, doug stanhope, the gadget show cast, charlie brooker and a few friends. I quite like Twitter, it's just the most fun thing about facebook transferred into a nice little site.

Streak's right; that was a bit harsh for no good reason. I dunno though, I never liked the whole knothole storyline (usually because I wasn't up before 12pm on a Saturday when I was a kid). Bring back Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts; then you're in for a right treat. But best Sonic formula: hold right, jump occasionally and feel awesome doing it.

Bazing! Bit of a Francis Bacon here:

I'm 19, got a sega megadrive when I was 3 way back in '92 and got Sonic 2 with it. Good times.

Did someone say Ristar?

excuse the hair, i had a shower straight after filming this.

I'm not going to buy it. I'd rather get a decent amount of food shopping in than buy a distinctly average game. Why is Sega settling for mediocrity? Seeing Sonic weilding a sword is like seeing a clingy ex girlfriend blowing some absolute uggo outside of Tesco's car park just to get some attention from you. It doesn't work, I don't want to sleep with a slut and I don't want to play a half arsed, shark-jumping game.

wow I really really enjoyed this. Did he do all the pixelart and programming himself? Very pretty stuff. The colour palette on the terrain reminds me of that in ristar a fair bit, nice purple darks

Oh for god's sake. No one ever plays these games unless they're under the age of 7 and/or are playing a drinking game. Oh well, on a brighter side, Nintendo and Sega will be richer

You only have a Wii? Buy a 1-2GB SD Card (probs cheaper than this new piece of arsehole) Get the Twilight Princess hack Get Wii Homebrew Get the Megadrive emulator for Wii Homebrew Then do or don't do the illegal thing of downloading roms etc. Enjoy having a heavier wallet.

Ugh, when are game developers going to realise that the whole idea of the Wii is absolutely terrible. The Wii version of Sonic unleashed was ugly and didn't play as well as the 360 version, a big thing being the rubbish tacked on Wii controls. I usually don't say this so I don't sound like a know it all prat, but I know this game is going to be terrible, the screens luck ugly and dull, the gameplay seems like typical out of control Sonic gameplay, and the whole idea is just lazy. And that's what Sonic team is these days, lazy lazy lazy bums. It makes me angry, because obviously a fair bit of work went into the hedgehog engine and Sonic Unleashed had the potential to be an absolutely amazing game, but in the end, somehow, someone thought it would be a great idea to make him a hogwolf, have some lazy level design elements and also thought it would be a great idea to have to backtrack for medals to progress further. Don't even know where I'm going, but just seeing the screens and videos just makes my little sonic fanboy personality want to scream and cuddle up with Sonic 3. Everything you see in this game that has potential, anything that looks good... savour it for now, because I can guarantee that Sonic Team and the Wii's embarrasing nature will rape this game in every orifice it has until it bleeds to death. All on your floor.

Craig Charles gets away with "Happy, Clappy, Jappy, Chappies wearing Nappies" in his commentary on Takeshi's Castle. But let's not forget the point of the topic

Looks good, you look older (in a good way). I love it when i get a pretty close haircut, nice to sometimes feel the breeze on the back of your neck