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Sonic Pocket Adventure also isn't a sequel to anything. When you're a sequel, you're supposed to rise above the next game in terms of design and creativity. They should really call it something else. It doesn't feel like a "Sonic 4" yet.

Fuck off with the eye color shit. That doesn't matter. Short spines, short legs, pudgy body. Eye color is so insignificant. Give me THIS for all I care:

Yo, Sparks, that is legit. I love how you merged technology with the "green zone" trope. Also, excellent job on the parallax, Rael.

The latter thread would be like what... 3 posts?

It's not personal. It's blue hedgehogs. Quit reading forum posts like it's yelling.

Sonic Unleashed sucked all around. Don't put words in my mouth, Ristar.

If you got the Facebooks, you can watch this video: Brad's College Job I ref just about every sport to pay the bills while getting my education. It was an honor to run the state flag football tournament and then the high school football semifinals at my age. I'm the tall dude in the zebra shirt behind the quarterbacks.

It was made even better:

Sonic 4 - What's In A Name? I've written this article mostly from my fangame creation experience, plus the respect that I have for the classic games. Jamie Bailey even came over to say "hi" and then some (I was taken aback by his appearance, as TSS isn't the home of classic Sonic fans). Thanks again for stopping by, Jamie. I hold your opinion in high regard (I can't imagine someone who doesn't, really). I'm getting dogpiled for obvious reasons, but many of us felt in the #retro chat room that someone had to sack up and say something. I could give a fuck about new___ backlash. Long story short: don't call shit "Sonic 4." Leave a comment. Support the nation.

Link me to this statement. I need to read it to believe it.

It looks like fucking Sonic Rush HD. Why does he look so slow when he runs? I want my black-eyed, circle-runnin' Sonic. I'm super happy for this... but at the same time... I have a weird feeling. Like... goddamnit... why is the homing attack in there?!

No more "Sonic 4" fangames. Good job you changed the name of your fangame, Spike.

It's SEGA's game, too. SEGA's PR use it EVERY TIME a Sonic game gets panned. Sean Ratcliffe goes to this well very frequently.

Why, I never knew that I could wear ugg boots all year round! This opens up a whole new world for me. THANKS JACKNALL

If tomorrow's update is anything like today's, I'm just going to assume that SEGA is making an "official fangame." I understand that what I just said is an oxymoron, but you get my point.

Sonic came out of the ground... like a groundhog would on Groundhog's Day.

Making movies takes a lot of time and effort. Don't write it off as easy, especially 3D ones.

Top 5 Biggest Assholes Enjoy it, bitches.

hey fuck you i love the interrupter

5 Great Lost Conan Moments. THE INTERRUPTER!

Conan gets $32 million and his staff gets $12 million. The final Tonight Show is tomorrow. Watch it.

My depth perception is shitty, dawg. You need two. Tennis, man? I just guess where the ball was half the time. Eventually, when serves started getting over 95 MPH, I couldn't do anything.

Raise your hand if you don't give a shit.

Mr. Needlemouse says, "welcome." Also, to chug one. But I just say, "welcome."