Pheonix Gamma Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/uwe-boll/uwe-boll-wants-to-kick-your-ass-no-really-180214.php If you can't out wit them, CHALLENGE THEM TO A ROUND OF XTREME BOXING!!!! anywho...I'm done talking, the article speaks for itself, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Who's this bloke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted June 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 he's a really bad director. Recently he's been doing movies based on games (Bloodrayne was a recent one) and critics hate him, as does anyone who pays to see his movie. Aty first, he was acting all proud to get "the razzies", the Oscars, but for bad stuff. He said getting them was "an honor" and now suddenly he wants to beat someone up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eraysor Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 As terrible as he is, whenever I read about him it makes me laugh, so I hope he carries on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terid Kane Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 lmao, the guy is nuts! While I understand that he gets pissed off at the trolls, this isn't gonna solve anything. It is true that most people that keep bashing his movies didn't watch them, because they were so pissed off when "House of The Dead" was released that they didn't want him to direct any more video game movies. If you take a look at the IMDB's top 100 worst films of all time, "House of The Dead", "Alone in the Dark" and "BloodRayne" are all there, because the haters keep voting 1 for them. Now, those movies may be bad, but are far from being the worst of all time. If you want my opinion about the haters, thinking that a movie will ruin a video game forever is the most retarded thing one could ever think. These die hard fans need to chill the hell out, and stop whishing death to the guy. IF I were him, I would simply stop directing video game movies and stick to dramas (he has directed a nice drama IMO). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted June 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 the thing about art is that somebody is gonna hate your work. If you can't accept that, you're not cut out for art. If I tried to beat someone up for every critisism I got (constructive or otherwise) well...you get the idea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serephim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 I want to SLAP anyone who thinks they can pull off a game with characters with obvious unique features with real humans. Even if the game has a realistic look to it, what are the odds of finding a person who looks exactly like a guy you created?) Videogames and Movies dont need to cross paths. Movies from Videogames usually suck, and Videogames from Movies usually suck.(Matrix is a MILD exception. Bullet time is just so cool, you cant get mad at them.) Imagine Final Fantasy casted with actual characters. Then I would REALLY hate square. (Although after playing FFX-2 from the beginning i actully dont dislike square nearly as much as before.) Almost every movie about a videogame thats casted with real people will suck hard. Very hard. You just cant pull off the feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted June 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Super Mario Bros Movie FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serephim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 .....that movie REALLY wasnt THAT bad. Maybe its because when i was little i was just happy to see Mario alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted June 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 cept bowser was a human...and luigi didn't even have a mustache... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serephim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 ....Ok yea, it sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorSatyr Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 It sucked ass, it did. I was mildly amused, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 (Matrix is a MILD exception. Bullet time is just so cool, you cant get mad at them.) Max Payne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terid Kane Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Almost every movie about a videogame thats casted with real people will suck hard. Very hard. You just cant pull off the feel. I kinda liked Mortal Kombat though, I can't even count how many times I've seen that movie. The cast was very good. I can't say the same about the DOA movie. By the looks of it, you just know it's going to suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorSatyr Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 The DOA movie probably has "suck" written all over the script. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesker Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Awesome. I now have more respect for Uwe and will be seeing Postal. Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven M Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Wow. If that was made up by someone, then everyone else would probably say, "But that'll never happen, you fool." And now it'll happen. Next week: Jack Thompson faces off against the head of Rockstar in a game of Phoenix Wright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorSatyr Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Next week: Jack Thompson faces off against the head of Rockstar in a game of Phoenix Wright. Pheonix Wright doesn't hit people! *shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheonix Gamma Posted June 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 lawl...I bet Jack secretly uses PW as training before every Rockstar case... naw...then he'd be a decent lawyer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serephim Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Max Payne? God.. I seriously diddnt know that was a movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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