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Nice ASSumption there. I would totally enjoy this game if Sonic didn't control like a tank. I don't have to try. It just does it. Stray from that controlled path of speed boosters and springs and it's gettin' stuck time.

Except SEGA is cool and doesn't do that. It's the people playing it saying that it's better than Sonic 4. Not the creator's themselves. If it were that way, we might have a problem. Yes, you've told multiple forums multiple times.

Robotnik's Big Gay Circus. They ran out of stuff to rehash, so they rehashed cut assets.

This thread is fucking awesome.

What are we supposed to criticize?

This game is bad even by platformer standards, not just Sonic standards. I can't get past at how shitty this game controls.

I love how you stop dead when you let go of the D-pad, regardless of what you're doing. Truly Sonic 4 how I imagined it.

I'm surprised anybody's reporting it as news.

No no, Retro thinks it's retarded, too. You gain 10 points of welcomeness.

That's a horrible example. That's a whole bunch of people trying to make a game. The more cooks you have in the kitchen, the more likely the kitchen will blow the fuck up.

*buzzer* WRONG. If they did it right, they'd please the retro fanbase that they were originally aiming for. In that scenario, the only people complaining would be these people:

That's the power of The Home Balough.

When you quit, make sure it's as glorious as possible. I was putting up with the worst independent film shoot ever all month because I was good friends with the crew. The director/producers were cocks and never scheduled or planned anything. They also didn't feed us on half of the days. All of this for 1/4th of my normal day rate. Yesterday, they promised that they would change, but we still ended up doing "guerilla filmmaking" for a romantic comedy. I gave them my best Christian Bale impression and walked off set.

Speaking of those... who changed them to that anyway? We had a few people join up get pissy about being labeled "noob clown" and "waffle poster."

I changed it. I changed "junior member," "member," senior member," to "baby face," "mustache," and "full-on bearded member." Glad you like it, haha.

'Sup, dawg.

We get about 100 new members a week. Only 3-5 of them are real people, haha.

^This. I could do without it, Jeffrey bones.

Where have you been, brah? People have been making RPG Maker Sonic games for years. I can't really comment on this game because it's barren. There ain't a whole lot of stuff to do.

Haha, that pirate is awesome! I want a comically over-sized coat now. I think his expression is the best part of his character. It really brings him all together.

I don't know. It looks like his Egg Engine. However, it was created by "BlobVanDam." If you go to his portfolio website, he's a 3D animator/modeler. I'm learning towards this being a rendered video and not in an engine. EDIT: Tweaker just got a hold of Dami. He has nothing to do with this video.

Greatest thing ever.

I await the day when you make a post that is more just "can't wait for this."

Nice, Jamie. REAL nice.