1LT Worm

I'm pretty sure that my carcinogen-filled lunch (the lovely Meal, Ready-to-Eat) is healthier than McDonalds. And I'm sure as hell not eating that glop.

Total badassery up in 'erre:

...Aw shit, you best be trollin'

I'm trying to keep my bod slim to impress the ladies. Especially for my Eurotrip coming later this year. Can't be an American fatty for the Eurochicks. But, if I'm going to get a burger and fries, I'm going to go to one of those sit-down restaurants and get a beer to drink with it. Might as well do it right. Until I get to Europe, then I'm going to eat at a McDonalds just to be that guy. It's going to be awesome.

Wait wait wait That white thing was Rouge?

For your safety: Make sure the cow you want to tip is actually asleep and that you have an unobstructed path from the entrance of the barn to the cow. Cows have remarkable hearing, so if they aren't completely asleep and if you stumble over something in the dark, you're going to wake them up. This make cause the cow to laugh at you, or something (honestly, it's a cow). If it's a bull, it might even charge at you. In any case, you won't be able to tip over said cow. Now, the old axiom "The bigger they are, the harder they fall" is totally true. In this case, "The bigger they are, the funnier it is." Remember, 2.2 lbs = 1 kg. Measure as follows: ------------------------------------------------------------ Recommended 2nd Plateau Dosage- 4 lbs of cow for every pound of body weight (Milder, but still plenty hilarious. 2nd plateau CAN range from 3 lbs to 5 lbs, but 4 lbs is my personal suggestion.): 4 lbs of cow for every pound of body weight. So for every pound you weigh, tip over 4 lbs of cow. If you weigh 150 lbs, so 600 lbs. Make sure you adjust as needed according to your body weight. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ Recommended 3rd Plateau Dosage- 10 lbs per pound of body weight (Intense high. 3rd plateau CAN range from 8 lbs to 13 lbs, but 10 lbs is my personal suggestion. This will CRACK you up. Like "rolling-on-the-ground-laughing-your-fucking-ass-off" crack up. Do so only with significant cow and comedic experience. Be prepared to get hay all over you, it can happen. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF YOU HAVE DRANK ANY MILK IN THE PAST 24 SECONDS...IT CAN COME OUT YOUR NOSE): 10 lbs of cow per lb of body weight. So for every lb you weigh, tip over 10 lbs of cow. If you weigh 150 lbs, so 1500 lbs. Make sure you adjust as needed according to your body weight. ------------------------------------------------------------ Anyone bitching that I'm "encouraging people to abuse barnyard animals" by telling them how to do so appropriately doesn't know wtf they're talking about by the way. People will tip over cows because they want to tip over cows, not because of what Worm said on the internet. My goal is to ensure they go cow-tippin' in a safe, reasonably effective manner, so that no one ODs or gets sick. They're going to do it anyway, I'd rather they do so in a safe manner that isn't dangerous. That said, fuck the cows, because I'm gonna eat 'em anyway. THAT'S me encouraging people to tip cows. Whoa, whoa, whoa, "colloquialism?" You honestly have never read of the great pastimes of the American Midwest...and maybe West. Maybe even in New England...I think they have barns there too. Don't get too full of yourself. There's pretty much a lack of options on this board. It takes a long time for good topics to form on General Discussion.

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I have a bottle of DXM cough syrup. I think I'm going to down that. I heard about it on House MD....called robotripping. With a name like that, it has to be good.

Okay guys, I seriously just thought this was a retarded topic and the whole "Have you done salvia?" thing wasn't meant to be answered seriously.

Girls don't play vidya games....makes sense.

In a related question, have any of you smoked copious amounts of salvia?

Okay, call me lame or behind the times, but we just got a Wii in the house (it's actually my grandma's...she loves Wii Bowling). And with Christmas coming up, let's talk about what Wii games (both disc and WiiWare) you have found and what you're looking forward to. I also got Super Mario Galaxy (it's a main-series Mario game...it's fun as hell) and Cooking Mama, 'cause it was on sale....and I think it's a game G-ma and I can play. And Sin & Punishment on Virtual Console, but it's pretty hard with the GCN controller.

Yes. IT'S TIME TO DUE-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-EL! ...in America. (etc. etc.) This Nintendo 3DS thing looks actually pretty cool. But I probably won't get one for years. I mean, I just bought a DS Lite a few months ago. Had to get Soul Silver.

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Your music is pretty ace. If I ever get my secret project off the ground, I might call on your services.

Well, the PSP is already a fairly well established system. And that prototype mockup actually looks like a sweet design. The sliding control pad is what will actually make this system viable.

The biggest problem I have a phone that doubles as a handheld computer or gaming machine or music player is that when I drain the battery with those functions, I can't make phone calls when I need to. Provided that my phone is in a place with good signal (i.e. not a massive concrete building), I can normally get about 5-7 days on a single charge.

Here's your explanation.

You better write those guys a prescription, 'cause that game is gonna be SIIIIIIIICK

Eh, his analysis is sorta weak.

Hey guys, I heard Santa Claus announce today that Dr. Dre will end up releasing his long-awaited Detox album along side DNF. It's going to be one badass year.

Hahahaha, that'll be the day that Hell freezes over.

It's all a matter of properly building a program in a loop. Then, letting the functions do the work when a certain event occurs. I learn better by doing, so by looking at tutorials, I can start to make sense of the logic. Then I can expand upon their ideas and try different ways of thinking. The only reason why I've stalled on working on my game is the fact that I need to rewrite the engine based on what I've learned. That, and I've been so busy lately.

I started with C++, and I think it's a perfectly fine language to learn as your first. I mean, look at me...even I learned to program something primitive with it. I recommend the SDL lib when you build. It's fairly easy to learn and cross-compatible with the three big OSs. It might be a little bloated, but that's the trade-off you get for ease and portability.

I love how the Travel Channel has better food shows than the Food Network. Except Alton Brown, that guy is a boss. And, Adam just took the Bub's challenge in Indiana. I completed one burger and got a 3 x 5 picture of me and my buds on the wall. I bet he did the three burger challenge, and got a motherfucking poster.