Dorylus

The Asura and Deva Paths took a chakra rod from their sleeve and wielded it to beat aside the incoming attacks. Flashing through the hand signs, the Naraka Path summoned the king of hell in the way of the shuriken, which lodged into it's face. The king of hell responded by spitting out the Preta Path, which, although not quite fully healed, was in fighting shape. The Animal Path summoned a curious crustacean which spat it's foam spray at the incoming flaming shuriken, handily extinguishing it and cancelling it's momentum. The Animal Path then grabbed the shuriken as it landed on the ground. The Human Path had no defence, and was promptly gunned down. The king of hell swallowed it, spat out the shuriken and was dismissed to be summoned later. Behind the Paths, Nagato was beginning to wonder if a pattern was forming here.

What.

The Deva Path heard the burning hiss of the incoming fireball. It dived to the right as the fireball sailed just past it's ear. The other paths followed suit, diving in various directions to evade the attack. After the fireball sailed overhead, the paths stood up and moved to assemble back-to-back to keep a lookout in all directions.

I am now the winner.

The spider on my shoulder is spurring me on to get the last post!

"Let's try not to make topics like this in the future. This is just another form of bumping which really isn't viewed well in any forum. Not locking the thread, but any new threads like this may face possible deletion. Just as an FYI." Whoops. At least this one is staying out.

The Preta Path activated it's shield to drain the chakra from the fireball. However, as the fireball disintegrated around the barrier, the Preta Path had just a split second to register the incoming shuriken, which hit home in the Preta Path's left eye, forehead, throat and right shoulder, dropping it. The Naraka Path flew through the hand seals to summon the king of hell, which appeared in a puff of smoke beside the Preta Path and ingested it whole, spitting out the shuriken from the body. The Naraka Path then dismissed the king of hell to summon it later when the Preta Path would be finished healing. The Asura Path summoned a missile launcher on it's left arm and fired a small salvo at the retreating Itachi. The Paths then began to give chase, giant crashing rhino in tow.

No more words needed to be exchanged. Stepping out from around the Deva Path, the other paths got into formation, with the Preta Path leading and the Naraka Path trailing. The group of paths then begun their approach toward Itachi, the Animal Path taking a moment to summon a colossal rhino.

Next one: How do you make a fake chaos emerald? (Targeting Tails)

The battleground is a small grass-filled clearing in a forest in a distant corner of the village hidden in the leaves, which is why Itachi has preparations set up here. "Itachi Uchiha." Deva Path Pain announced into the clearing in his sternest tone. A small flock of crows took to the wing, cawing in response to Pain's appearance.

Next One: Can you square the circle? (Targeting Sonic)

What is the meaning of life? (Targeting both)

Have you ever eaten an insect?

The prize is just good old-fashioned tingles and bragging rights.

Maybe someday, but not today!