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It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

At the end of the cold war, one of the Soviets key stipulations of the Nuclear disarmament treaty was that Chuck Norris would never leave the 48 contiguous states.

*B^D Because you're obviously not cool enough to know the only appropriate smiley to use...ever.

I know, we shouldn't chastise the zealots who kill innocent Iraqi's. Damn us Americans.

What? ~~EDIT~~ And this stupid "10 character limit" is pretty gay.

Word. The reason why people toss you in Java courses isn't to MAKE you use Java, but to get you used to Object Oriented stuff, namely higher-level programming languages like the C-family. From my two ____ty semesters in intro-Java courses, I can already tinker around in C++ and write Flash ActionScripting like a pro, nuccas. Don't screw around with Pascal, FORTRAN, BASIC, CockMeSuk, etc... Oh....and: http://projects.sappharad.com/javasonic/

I want Mario to go, no one likes him.

No one cares. Buy a video game console to play video games. ~EDIT~ I shouldn't say that, as anything to render video and 3D bollocks would benefit from this, I guess...

I still fail to realize what his point is though.

Sounds fine except for the mic being too close to you to pick up your breathing and the ____ty bitrate it records at. :E

That made absolutely no grammatical sense.

True, that kid probably doesn't bench 500 lbs. Looking at that kid, the greater 200 lbs is probably more accurate, as for his build, 500 is completely off base. I currently put up 215 lbs 8 times and I haven't maxed out yet this month, and I'm not the biggest kid in the world by any means. This kid probably does the same or around it. Don't be hatin, nucca. Leg pressing a G is completley possible. I don't have the hugest legs in the world, I pressed upwards of 400 lbs easily. The Right Tackle on my team pressed in the 800+ range. Laurence Tailer used to stay at the hotel my dad ran back in the day; my dad had to buy more 45 plates for LT specifically for squatting and pressing. In other words, 1000 lbs is possible, but probs not this kid. First statement true. Kid probs doens't do that. Second statement false. Third statement false. Above mentioned Right Tackle maxed out at 515 lbs last year; he's currently playing DI-AA ball. Another kid I used to work with played on our rival team, over the river. Kid put up 535 lbs and squatted 600+ lbs. Neither of which are "burly veiny steroid freaks". Bodybuilding != strength training. Two completley different things. These two kids don't have ripped bodies, but they'd probably tear you and your fathers limbs off with ease ;P

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ. The Jerzy Shore, baby. Home of Jenks, the Original Mike's Subs, and the bassist & guitarists from Stone Temple Pilots. I go to school in Melbourne, FL, where there's absolutely NOTHING to do other than get ____faced or beach it up year round. I currently partake in both.

One on the left is cute, I'd poke.

Jailbait, sorry Des. Ya'll should varify your local state ordinences and make sure there's not statitory rape rules like the NJ "4-year" law. ;P Below is a double post that has been automagically merged into the original. I'm 19. I can remember coming here like in 2000 and seeing people my age now that are STILL around. I'm not old. lol

The fade will never go away, but we reallllly only do it for fun. Although I make mad loot whilst serving hotties at my job.

Team DirtyJerz, faded up for some pong. Runnin' ____. Quaffed up, nuccas. Victory.