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Nope. It's her baby. CAPTAIN, YOU'RE A DAD!

What if I told you that '90s characters reproduce by some sort of "meiotic parthenogenesis" on a special bed that is located near the altar on Green Hill Church and Mushroom Kingdom Castle? To summon a son, both parent characters must make some special combo of prayers to HedgeGod and ToadstollGod. After that, the son is generated on the "bed" and, after a full year, it's completely developed as a new character.

 

So, all this concept of "early characters reproduce the way we real humans do" is fake because of stupid inventions like porn, Hentai, Rule34, all those things created by mindless people.

 

Note, I'm not calling you names, I'm just keeping you informed.

 

Yeah, in case you're wondering, I'm an EXTREMIST PORN HATER.

 

Oh, and I like the irony you made there since you already know the concept of vore.

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What if I told you that '90s characters reproduce by some sort of "meiotic parthenogenesis" on a special bed that is located near the altar on Green Hill Church and Mushroom Kingdom Castle? To summon a son, both parent characters must make some special combo of prayers to HedgeGod and ToadstollGod. After that, the son is generated on the "bed" and, after a full year, it's completely developed as a new character.

 

So, all this concept of "early characters reproduce the way we real humans do" is fake because of stupid inventions like porn, Hentai, Rule34, all those things created by mindless people.

 

Note, I'm not calling you names, I'm just keeping you informed.

 

Yeah, in case you're wondering, I'm an EXTREMIST PORN HATER.

 

Oh, and I like the irony you made there since you already know the concept of vore.

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What if I told you that '90s characters reproduce by some sort of "meiotic parthenogenesis" on a special bed that is located near the altar on Green Hill Church and Mushroom Kingdom Castle? To summon a son, both parent characters must make some special combo of prayers to HedgeGod and ToadstollGod. After that, the son is generated on the "bed" and, after a full year, it's completely developed as a new character.

 

So, all this concept of "early characters reproduce the way we real humans do" is fake because of stupid inventions like porn, Hentai, Rule34, all those things created by mindless people.

 

Note, I'm not calling you names, I'm just keeping you informed.

 

Yeah, in case you're wondering, I'm an EXTREMIST PORN HATER.

 

Oh, and I like the irony you made there since you already know the concept of vore.

I'm trying to decide on a JonTron reaction face but it's too hard

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